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Yes, My loyal readers Bones has sold out. He has made some much needed changes to grillenwitgill, one of which is that he added ads. I figure that if I am going to take time out of my rediculously busy schedule to pump out a couple entries a week a should at least make a little cheddar. The way it works is that if you CLICK ON THE ADS Bones gets a little toll money. If you do not CLICK ON THE ADS Bones gets nothing. For example, by some miracle there were 85 visitors to this blog yesterday but only one of you CLICKED ON THE ADS. Because of that Bones will have to go in the full service lane at the toll when he goes to work tommorrow which will not happen in the the future if you CLICK ON THE ADS. So next time you decide to waste 10 minutes of your life by reading one of Bones' entries go ahead and waste another 30 seconds and CLICK ON THE ADDS. I mean who the hell on the east coast doesn't need Lakers tickets?

Bones has decided to keep a running a account of the Pistons and Celtics game today. Why I want to willingly watch my favorite team get embarrased by my least favorite I am not sure but here goes.

1:02: Iverson is officially out for the game which means the Pistons might have a shot. If I was an NBA GM I would have a team of players I would never under any circumstance on my team. They would be called the AI All-Stars and would consist of players who put up big numbers but are always on losing teams. The starters would be Ricky Davis, Jamal Crawford, Iverson, Zach Randolph, and Eddy Curry.

1:15: With the recent weight gain of Joe Dumars and disapearance of Isiah Thomas is out of the realm of possibility that Joe D ate his former teammate?

1:30: Pistons down 22-20 at the end of the first quarter. Not bad, not bad at all. Some observations so far. Walter Hermann uses just the right amount of Vidal Sassoon, Stephon Marbury did not get the memo that tatoos are permanent and Antonio McDyess has the face of a 60 year old man.

1:39: Bones is on Cloud 9. Unbeknowest to him the Celtics added Mikki Moore to regain the title of ugliest team in the league. Dumping Sam Cassell really hurt them but they responded with the additions of Moore and Marbury. Adding them to the human milk dud, Scalabrine, Kendrick Perkins, and a cross eyed infant ensures Bones least favorite team will again win the crown of the NBAs ugliest.

1:47: Walter Hermann is on fire. His locks are flowing and the turnaround j is dropping at a dizzying pace. The fact that Hermann has been able to go on with his life after a horrific car crash that took the lives of his mother, sister and fiance is incredible. In a league full of players hard to root for you gotta love Hermann.

2:10: Pistons up 8 at halftime after Hermann almost pulled off the parlay of throwing the ball of the back of a Celtic and making a shot over his should while facing the opposite basket. Is there anyway Detroit can just cut the Answer NFL style?

2:29: Watching the Pistons give away the lead in the first 3 minutes of the half reminds me of why I have avoided watching them at all costs so far this season. They do not play hard for Curry, are stagnant on offense and completely cave when the other team goes on a run. This could get ugly unless Sheed decides he would like to start trying or they bring Hermann back in.

2:48: Is there anything better than listening to them team of Hubie Brown and Mike Tirico try to pronounce the names of players in the NBA? Hubie just said that TISHAWN Prince is being dominated by Paul Pierce. If I had any money, (Like I would if people CLICKED ON THE ADS) I would pay all of it to listen to the audio of Coach Brown and White Chocolate having a heart to heart in Memphis.

3:10: The Pistons have regained the lead and are looking a little like the Motown teams of old minus Chauncey. I must once again call attention to the fact that Stephon Marbury actually has a tatoo on his head, for the rest of his life. I mean if he lives to be 80 his grandkids are going to say, "Mom I love Grandaddy and all and I know he played in the NBA but why does he have a star on his head and writing on his neck?"

3:30: So the Pistons lose 8 straight and then win at Orland and Boston. That would make about as much sense as Mutt Lange cheating on Shania Twain if Iverson hadn't been out the last 2 games. Joe D please give us proof Isiah was not a mid-afternoon snack, cut Iverson and CLICK ON THE ADS and we will call it even.